Swindon and Community Policing   Leave a comment

Swindon DIY policing

The Big Society — the idea that everyone should pitch in to do the things, like library work and teaching adult literacy, that we used to depend on competent professionals to do –seems to have creeped into law enforcement and crime investigations.  As a victim, please retrieve one of the conveniently distributed Evidence Bags and deposit blood samples and any shards of glass or other pieces of makeshift weaponry you can find.  Bring this to the Magistrate’s Court and wait patiently to register your items before continuing on to A&E down the hospital.  Thank you for helping Swindon and Britain become better places to live for everyone.

Posted 2014/09/27 by Drunken Bunny in commentary, Made me laugh

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