Emo Oil: Because We’re All Going to Die, Anyway   Leave a comment

emo oil

Daydreaming on the bus ride home I suddenly realised how the truck ahead of us was labelled:

emo oil close-up

Good…they’ve finally found a use for the fuckers.

Users of Emo Oil claim it is darker than other oils but rarely accept that it is, in fact, made from Emos; confronted with the obvious fact that it is, they tend to just shrug and say, “oh, right, what EVer,” or start to weep.

Posted 2013/05/16 by Drunken Bunny in Made me laugh

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