Roil Wedding Drinking Game

I wish I had written this, but it was sent to me from a former Cambridge colleague (and we have already run out of booze at 10 am).  Ready to head out for the day, I pass it on to you lot:

The Drinking Game Rules:

1. If the Queen is on screen you must be drinking. She has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get wasted in her honour.

2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must Sieg Heil. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reaction.

3. Whenever the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking.

4. Every time the word “future” is said, an amount no less than 2 fingers must be added to the jug by any player.

5. The last person to shout “God save the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge!” upon the proclamation of “I now pronounce you husband and wife” has to down the jug.


6. Whenever Prince Philip is shown independant of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout “Bloody Foreigners” must drink 3 fingers/mouthfuls.

7. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular, but our current one is hated even by those standards. So whenever David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout “Wanker” is allowed to come up with a rule of their own.

8. If Elton John is spotted on screen the last person to shout “Candle in the Wind” must drink 5 fingers/mouthfuls.

9. Any time anything is mentioned about the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink.

10. The first person to shout ‘QILF’ when Kate is on screen gets to choose another player to drink 2 fingers/mouthfuls.

11. Each time a member of the Royal family does a Royal wave, the last person to Royal wave back has to down a shot.

Additional Rules

1. Every time a police officer is shown close up on screen, every one must shout ‘It’s the Fuzz!’. The last person to shout the phrase must drink 3 fingers/mouthfuls.

2. Any mention of the queen mother requires every one to do a shot.

3. Sightings of people wearing stupid hats or silly costumes equals 2 fingers/mouthfuls of your drink.

4. Everyone must do a shot if the Queen smiles on camera.