So it has come to this…1000 posts in less than 3 years (975 days, to be precise). In that time we have come quite far together:  712 pub stops, 4025 miles running (1740 unique miles in the UK, at that), almost 96000 views of this blog  (averaging about 200/day the last few months after slow [...]

I said tht I’d stop Writing Haiku when format Became too much of a pain in the ass to adhere to, so this is the last one.

Madge in Malawi To buy another baby For her collection.

Thank you to Brownie For the following picture… Pope’s head up his ass. {Actually had this pic in the haiku file for a few days, but Brownie beat me to the post….} Update: 18 May 2010–Dutch Sex Shop to Give Away 2000 Pope Concoms

Jay McInerney Is now a bourgeois parent… That’s so surprising.

Look away if you must When carnage like this is nigh. Hold your loved ones close.

Russians are watching Pulp Fiction in italian. A Royale With Cheese? [I love working in academia.]

I’ve seen this before And thought it was just a joke: Boring engineers.[We just got new phone directories and they have, just this year, deleted this particular entry.]

A copy of the Guardian and a liter Of milk before work.

Like a bartender The McDonald’s Staff should say, “Mate, you’ve had enough.”